For the record, I've convinced myself into selling a few things that are cluttering up my living space.
Whole set for 15 dollars. Ten. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. I'll even throw in a kidney if you want AND PAY YOU TO TAKE THEM 'cause at the moment, OW, OW, EFFING OW, MAKE IT END GOD PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY MERCY PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT END.
Okay, point made. This is my cue to exit stage left and go to read slash smut.
Bidding is open.