I think I'm addicted to Jeopardy.
You know, it starts out sane - you just turn it on when you come home - but you start to realize you're taping it when you're going to miss it, and you know that Johnny says "And here's our host - Alex TREE-bek!" (and the mere fact that you know that the announcer's name is Johnny, and the first host of it was Art Fleming), and you keep calling people "pansies" when they won't bet more than a thousand on a Daily Double, then you realize that you may be taking it a teensy bit too far.
Next thing you know I'll be writing wagers in under my essays. *shudder*